I have to go.

I’m so glad you’re talking to me again.
It has been a long time, hasn’t it?

Hai.

I’m writing this because I have to.
So that I won’t abandon this blog ever again.
It’s an introduction post.

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Hello there, my name’s Lemony Chicken. A nickname from an accident.
But my real name’s Louise. It’s supposed to be pronounced as a French name, so it should sound like “Louie” not “Lewis”.
That was what my mother intended.
That my name would sound masculine.

I have been born illegally.
Meaning, I am the result of a union of an unmarried couple.
Who my real father is, I don’t know.
For all I know, he might be John Travolta.
Or Zac Efron’s dad.
In any case, I have no idea in hell who he is.
And I have no clue as to what his name might even be.
Because I don’t share my last name with him.
Who knows?
I might even have a twin brother.

Heaven knows.